I'm suuuuper weird
my job is to procrastinate through life
i know how to say i want to committ suicide in 3 languages :)
i have an addiction to chocolate
i can be racist funny...not racist hurtful :)
i love animals, they dont love me though...
i have a weird sense of humor
my dance moves involve my elbows...
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”